Ronking

What is Ronking?


1.

The process of self-abuse. Often mopped up using clingfilm.

Ronnie, stop Ronking one out and come watch Neighbours.

See wanking, masturbation, sex, wacking off, cum, five knuckle shuffle

2.

The deliberate and concious refusal to flush the toilet after urinating.

JB: For fucks sake Brett stop ronking

(5 minutes later)

Brett: Huh?


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