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Going shopping, and while trying clothes on, realizing how hideously fat you are, yet still buying pants three sizes too small, promisin..
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Place duct tape stick side up across the road. When cars run over it, it sticks to the tires and sounds like they have a flat tire, then..
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To be used half jokingly amongst friends; use when an acquiantance does or says something out of the ordinary.
Your wingman suddenly de..
