Roob

What is Roob?


1.

An abbreviation for a retarded noob.

"C'mon man spare some change for a poor roob."

See roob, noob, retard, retarded, n00b

2.

Roger Price (creator of MadLibs) in his 1970 classic, "The Roob Revolution" created the term 'roob' to denote the so-called Silent Majority of his time. They are still with us today, as evidenced by the political 'career' of Sarah Palin et al.

The roobs are immediately identifiable not only by their uneducated mangling of our language (I will refer you to his book and Paul Fussell's immortal treatise "Class" for more detail) but their inability to see cause and effect of their own toxic behavior.

It may also be referred to with the plural roobs and the collective noun roobdom.

Obviously, it is derived from the derogatory urban slang of yesteryear, rube which was short for reuben, referring to an undereducated rural person (e.g., "Reuben Reuben I've Been Thinking").

A synonym: bubs, as in 'the bubs', a depiction of the Elmer Fudd like qualities of the modern rube.

If you live in the U.S., just look around you; they are everywhere. They are in some ways the American version of Orwell's 'proles.'

Here are some examples of RoobSpeak from Mr. Price:

Dropping the 'g' on present participles (think Bush's speechifyin');

Misuse of the word 'penultimate' to mean 'ultimate';

the infallible mark of the roob, according to Price, is the pronunciation of the word "interesting" as "inna-ress-ing"

with the stress on the third syllable.

See roobs, ugly american, rubes

3.

A runescapian who, regardless of combat level or other skills/property, is worse than a noob. A noob is an annoying player, regardless of c lvl, etc. A roob is akin to the god of all noobs.

Dude, you're such a roob!

But, I'll own u in wildy! Noob!

I'd rather be a dead noob than a roob, roob.

See roob, rub, ribs, noob, new, newb, pencil, spleen, dem, da, ballistics

4.

a runescapian who is gay

guy #1:your a roob.

guy #2: why, yes i am.. your kind of cute.

See noob, loob, choob, newb, froob


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