What is Roof?
1.
The action where an object is thrown onto a roof of a building
Hahaha! Did you see us roof that dude's pencil case?
2.
1)A hat for a house
2)A lid for a house
'my house is nice and warm now that it has a new roof'
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3.
That thing above your head as you sleep that protects you from the weather and flying monkeys. Not to be pronounced "Ruff" because only someone from the south with low levels of education would say something that asinine.
"Hey go up on the ruff", "What the fuck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?".
"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".
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4.
to make a bad or stupid joke, ending with you or other people laughing because of how dumb it was. Or what someone says after the joke.
Person 1: Guess what?!
Person 2: Your mom...
Person 1: Oh...thats so old. Roof! /Or/ you roofed that one...
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5.
Short for roofies, or date rape drugs.
Dude, I got my girl on the roof last night and f***ed the sh*t out of her!
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6.
High point in life.
Something super amazing, super cool, level of extreme happiness and gratitude.
Guy I fucked this OL lastnight and it was so roof.
Why didn't you call me, we should have BOA'd her?
OMG dont be such a PPJ, you know the rules, BOA'ing after 1st meet.
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7.
to take a good joke too far, to the point of it not being funny anymore
(following a clever anecdote)
Dude 1: "So there!"
Dude 2: "Oh man, you had me in stitches, but you totally just roofed it."
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