Room Mate

What is Room Mate?


1.

1. A person you have no control over being grouped with at college or university based flats.

2. A person you get on with and bide by an unwritten code of conduct.

3. A fat, annoying slob whose "studying" includes nothing but listening to obnoxious hardcore music on an endless loop long into the night and literally lives on carryouts. A lifeless turd who does nothing but rip-off students needing accommodation who actually would do the legwork required.

1. I have been placed in an apartment with room mates X and Y.

2. My room mate and I agree to clean up our own mess.

3. Room mate is a fat, annoying asshole who effectively lives in his room all day watching movies and listening to music.

See annoying, room mate, roomie, apartment, flat

2.

antonym of stranger, the room mate - to lie on one's stomach until your dick falls asleep then to proceed giving one's self a handjob, giving one the sensation of jacking someone else off.

My real roommate was out of town so i decided to roommate myself, it was great


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