Roomate Virginity

What is Roomate Virginity?


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The characteristic that every human possesses until their freshman year in college when they get to live with their first roomate. Their first roomate is the one that steals the person's "roomate virginity." This causes the person to become emotionally attached to the person, and starts off what could be a loving and caring relationship. However, if one roomate does not like the other or gets sick of them, this can lead to a messy break-up. Either way, everybody will always have a special place in their heart for the person who stole their roomate virginity just the same as the first person they banged.

"Hey you must be my roomate, I'm Jason."

(shakes hand)

"Hey, I'm Nate, and here's a fun fact: I just stole your roomate virginity!"

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