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For women, when you're on your period and the pad in your underwear uncontrollably turns and faces 'sticky side up', with..
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Being woken up at night by your dogs cold nose on your back, crotch, or neck.
Tater gave me the cold nose treatment this morning, so I ..
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the act of taking a shit in the top toilet tank while getting a fantastic blowjob and maybe a dick rub or two
I decided to take a upper..