Roost

What is Roost?


1.

Draws from the avian form of roosting. You just lay down as if to take a nap but don't actually sleep. You just lay there to either rest up or to collect your thoughts.

Douglass: "Yo my playah-pimp Abdulai, what have you been doing for the past two hours"

Abdulai: "Oh man I've just been roosting on my roosting-accessible bed"

Douglass:"Why didn't you tell me you were gonna roost!"

See nap, rest, depression, bed, meditation

2.

To burn rubber, shoot dirt, sling mud using your tires

See that guy behine you? Roost all over his new car.

3.

To spend a long time sitting on the toilet.

Marcus likes to eat Mexican food and then roost in the upstairs bathroom for an hour or two.

See toilet, sit, relax, bathroom, poop

4.

to sit on the toilet for an extended amount of time

That roost was so long that I read two more chapters out of this book.

See defecate, shit, crap, poop, take a dump, T&A

5.

To have sex, or to be in the process of procuring the sex.

My neighbour came to yell at me for being too loud, but I just said I'd quit being loud when he quit roostin' broads at 4 am to shitty techno.

See sex, fuck, bang, screw, make love, dunner

6.

To inject mass amounts of liquids into your body,mainly alcohol,for the reason that no single person can logically explain

hello rodney would you like to go to murdocks house and roost a few?

See drink, slug, chug, sip, kook

7.

Human-Bird hybrids preening and coddling in public as though perched, trapped in a small nest.

Josh and Carrie are really taking their relationship to the next level...look at them roosting over there in the corner.

See Kenyon


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