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little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.
ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the ne..
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Being incredibly drunk.
"wahey!!! I'm f***ing broadbeaned!!!!!"..