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The act of two men slapping cocks together in the fashion that represents sword fighting
Dave likes to play Beef swords with random dud..
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to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
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To have a wank.
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A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.
Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.
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