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The food one would consider eating while under the influence of alcohol.
I'm going to get some inebriated fodder from the store...
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When you are on an automatic flush toilet and you do #2, you must stand up to have the toilet flush.
That guy in the next stall better..
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A term of affection for a spouse or significant other.
Yo, Brady, your juice-chicken called again...