Rooting For Truffles

What is Rooting For Truffles?


1.

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act

Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?

Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.

Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!

See oral sex, cunnilingus, eating out, rug munching


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