Rootmaster

What is Rootmaster?


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A gentleman with a strong sense of direction, who has proved adept at planting his ROOT in a lady's COUNTRY GARDEN and prolonging pleasure in her PANTRY AREA.

Specifically, one who has been approved for FULL MEMBERSHIP of the Association of Rootmasters.

There are four levels of membership of the Association of Rootmasters (AR):

- OMAR - Ordinary Member. (Not the "Omar" who performs in pornographic films.)

- HAMAR - Highly Approved Member. (A senior Rootmaster, often jocularly referred to as a " hammer" or "higher toolsman".)

- FAR - Fellow of the Association. (The acronym does not refer simply to size, or how "far" the Fellow's equipment will reach.)

- PAR - President of the Association of Rootmasters. (The leading member who is, of course, far from being merely "par" or average in his performance, but is expected to be an inspiration and exemplar.)

Incidentally, television viewers may have noticed that a bocca-bound volume of the classic ROOTS, by the playwright Arnold Wesker, is currently being offered as a prize by the Liveroulette programme.

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