Rootmasturbatrix

What is Rootmasturbatrix?


1.

MASTURBATRIX whose preference is for ROOT-shaped objects.

A lady who is a CONFIRMED CARROTTER or DILDO DIVA.

Although Vera is never averse to employing vegetables and appropriately-shaped items of fruit, the veteran ROOTMASTURBATRIX is now concentrating her attention on the impressive array of plastic vibrators that she recently won, on television's popular Liveroulette game-show.

See apt, carrotting, clover, cunit, doing the necessary, cloppertunity, an elegant sufficiency, when, x, poutrage, jackie, g-spot, ding-ding, joy, ruta, tricks, urbanity, vegetarianism, Persson


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