Rooves

What is Rooves?

The plural of "roof," for people too dumb to know that the real word is "roofs."

It certainly is interesting to compare the shingles on those two rooves.

Zero-to-hitler

1. The elapsed time of a conversation before the subject turns to Adolf Hitler, in much the same way a high-performance car is evaluated at..

Ordinances

1. Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South. "Mah ordinance iz kool!"..

Welf

1. To borrow relentlessly from others but have the means to buy for oneself. To be a chronic moocher. Based on North American slang for &ap..

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