Rort

What is Rort?


1.

To cheat, rip-off, beat, defraud, hack or scam something.

I rorted this eyeliner from K-Mart.

I rorted My Meego by screendumping.

Let's rort the system!

You got rorted!

2.

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.

I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.

Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.

Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.

Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

See Jack

3.

To consume much drugs or alcohol. The act or intention of consumption of these things.

I am going to rort so much coke tonight

He rorted that spliff very quickly

Hold on I am just rorting a line

Here you go mate, rort that, should sort you out!


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