What is Roshambox?
1.
The game Roshambox was invented as a female
There is a point scoring system (this is only an example rubric):
Slap = 1 point
Upper Cut = 3 points
Knuckle Sangwich = 5 points
Wrap Around = 8 points
Between the Legs = 9 points
Headbutt = 10 points
Girl 1: "Why is Ashley on the floor clutching her cooter?"
Girl 2: "Because I just gave her a Knuckle Sangwich!"
Girl 1: "Roshambox baby; five points!"
(Both girls enjoy a high-five)
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2.
A game in which two females kick each other in the snatch. Whoever is last girl standing wins. This game can be played to either solve a dispute or win money.
The game, like Ro sham Bo, must be played using the feet as weapons. No other weapons, such as the hand, are allowed.
"Jessica, my cootch is throbbing!"
"Why is your cootch throbbing Chrissy?"
"Me and Janine were kicking each other in the snatch earlier. We were going round for round. I won, but I received 32 kicks from Janine in order to win. It was worth it. Adam is now mine, she has to lay off."
"You guys Roshamboxed for Adam?"
"Yeah"
"Bitch! Why wasn't I there? There's nothing more exciting than Roshambox...except Third Party Ro Sham Bo, that's the shit!"
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