Roshambox

What is Roshambox?


1.

The game Roshambox was invented as a female Roshambo equivalent. Though instead of using this game to settle disputes it is used mostly in a playful manner. Any impact with the Vagina is counted in the game. Feet are not allowed. Stealth is key, if a boxer is detected in boxing position the intended boxee recieves one free box.

There is a point scoring system (this is only an example rubric):

Slap = 1 point

Upper Cut = 3 points

Knuckle Sangwich = 5 points

Wrap Around = 8 points

Between the Legs = 9 points

Headbutt = 10 points

Girl 1: "Why is Ashley on the floor clutching her cooter?"

Girl 2: "Because I just gave her a Knuckle Sangwich!"

Girl 1: "Roshambox baby; five points!"

(Both girls enjoy a high-five)

See roshambo, vagina, cooter, twat, Ray J

2.

A game in which two females kick each other in the snatch. Whoever is last girl standing wins. This game can be played to either solve a dispute or win money.

The game, like Ro sham Bo, must be played using the feet as weapons. No other weapons, such as the hand, are allowed.

"Jessica, my cootch is throbbing!"

"Why is your cootch throbbing Chrissy?"

"Me and Janine were kicking each other in the snatch earlier. We were going round for round. I won, but I received 32 kicks from Janine in order to win. It was worth it. Adam is now mine, she has to lay off."

"You guys Roshamboxed for Adam?"

"Yeah"

"Bitch! Why wasn't I there? There's nothing more exciting than Roshambox...except Third Party Ro Sham Bo, that's the shit!"

See roshambox, snatch, cootch


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