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An exciting escapade involving jizz.
Last night was a right jizzcapade..
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When you shit on a girls chest between her tits, and then you titty fuck her.
She thought I was just going to give her a cleveland stea..
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When you use a potato as a condom and then have sex. The blood that will be pouring out afterwards collects in a pool and eventually str..