What is Ross?
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ross
adj. ross·er, ross·ome
n. ross·ity, ross·ness
1. Of or pertaining to something, that, by the carefully judged standards of a select few individuals, is very cool and awesome
2. But not just normally awesome, it is a special kind of awesome that I wouldn't really expect you to understand unless you have truly felt the power of something ross in your life.
3. When you feel that something might be ross, you should consult me and I will tell you if it is or isn't.
4. Of course it's slightly subjective, but not really.
5. Some common misconceptions link this word to the stupid Friends character Ross. This is patently untrue. It has nothing to do with him, especially because he is not ross. The word is derived from the maniacal babblings of the Ealy family.
"Man, that DMB concert at Randall's Island was ross."
"I met this guy and he is rossome."
"Sometimes I am so cool it's hard to comprehend my own rossity."
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2.
When Something Is Straight Awsome To The Max.
"Seven forty-five, white on white, thats fuckin ross."
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3.
Ross:
An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.
A Ross looks
If you see a Ross, kiss it. They like that.
eg:
"daddy, is that person an alien? he's so much quicker than all the other runners in the race"
...."No son, he must be a Ross"
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A Ross is a sexy beast. Found mainly in lush green climates, some occasionally migrate to much colder areas. Feeds on take away and strawberry Yoohoo. When encountered, hug tightly, and don't let go.
Check out that Ross over there! Hubba Hubba!
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5.
Smart, intelligent, Knows how to have a laugh. Loved by many. Some think of him as a geek but he's nothing of the sort. Madly in love with one of his best mates but she doesn't know yet. Hey, they always say it's hard to let go of some people with certain names...
"Hey Ross are you coming to maths club?"
"Eff that dude im gunna hang out"
"Your such a Ross!"
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6.
an extremely awesome kid with a mullet who every girl should want no matter what people say about him. Also a great loyal friend who can be trusted with anything. You should greet him with a kiss or hug.
Dude 1:Whose that kid with the mullet?
Dude 2:That's Ross!
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a person of male gender. Before you know him, you are a normal sane person. He will like you and then not like you. he will make you madly and deeply in love with him, and then he will turn his back on you and like someone else who doesnt know he exists.
"i can't get over ross..."
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