What is Ross Jurek?
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A disturbed child who is socially akward and has a false sense of dominance around those close to him. Such behavior is sharply contrasted with his attempt to converse with strangers, particularly those of the opposite sex. When confronted in arguments, he merely confuses his opponent by an excessive lack of logic. Also known as "Rossie Poo", this beast enrages when challenged and takes the term "crush your opposition" to a whole new level. Utilizing his body mass, this behemoth enjoys ransacking local preschools and stealing off those who can't defend themselves. Those who know him tend to avoid allowing him to make scenes in public, although sometimes unavoidable and undeniably entertaining. An additional note that one should take incredible caution as not to overlook, is that the creature possesses an insatiable desire for ketchup. Meals of ketchup are consumed on a regular interval with sides of chicken and/or more ketchup. Any attempts to remove or to alter his ketchup will result in injury and/or disfigurement and/or death. That is all
Ross Jurek assaulted a six year old boy who refused to pay him a daily tribute of ketchup. The forensics unit coroner found traces of newly developing pubic hairs in the child's mouth.
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