Ross Perot Edit Meaning

1.

A man that ran for president about 97 times. This process cost him millions of dollars.

Hey is that Ross Perot?

No, that's Barbara Bush.

2.

Presidential canidate who in fell asleep during a press confrence.

"Now, WAIT A MINUTE!"

3.

A man so proud of his money, he once had a half-hour TV show to tell us he's richer than all of us combined.

4.

a weird little fellow who looks just a little too much like frank perdue, the chicken magnet. (witness protection program ?) ran for president back in the day.

"was it '92 or '96 when that little gremlin made a bid for the white house ?"

"who ?"

"ross perot"

See millionaires, libertarians, third party, politics