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An overweight women with very nice legs
Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
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Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.
"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar..
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A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulat..