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When you have sex with a girl in front of a toilet filled with piss and shit. Just when your about to cum in her ass. You shove her fac..
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Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Claire: Did yo..
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a log cannon is my ass. It is a cannon for logs.
person 1: how did you fire that poop 20 feet!
person 2: my ass is a log cannon
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