Rough Cortez

What is Rough Cortez?


1.

It's when a guy alternates inserting his penis into a woman's vagina and asshole from behind. Sort of a 2-for-1 anal and vaginal sex.

William boasts that he gives Samantha a Rough Cortez every night. He once described how good it felt to rub his dick on her female equivalent of a gooch.

See sex, anal sex, oral sex, fucking, sexual intercourse

2.

It's when a guy alternates fucking a girl's vagina and ass from behind, then comes around to the front and gives her a Cleveland Steamer. After that, he Titty Fucks her and wipes his dick in between the girl's nose and upper lip, creating a mustache (the 2nd half of the Rough Cortez is like a Dirty Rodruigez, only it's not anal sex).

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Rough Cortez. This morning, she still smelled like shit.

See titty fuck, cleveland steamer, dirty rodruigez, dirty sanchez, russian, AGS


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