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An escalator that goes up. Opposite of a downscalator.
"We wandered the whole damn mall, trying to find an upscalator to the seco..
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The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.
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Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it..