Rovefest

What is Rovefest?

1.

Rovefest is an alternative holiday to ChristmasDay that is celebrated on the 25th of December to commemorate the birth of Karl Rove. It is not a genuine celebration of Karl Rove, but a satirical celebration that takes advantage of the hilarious coincidencethat he shares a birthday with Jesus Christand is therefore designed to mock the reinvigoration of conservativeAmerican politics of which Karl Rove has been a major architect.

Rovefest is typically characterised by a night of singing, dancing and vote-rigging of a wet T-shirt contest (or any other such contest in the spirit of Rovefest).

Forget stocking-stuffing and get ballot-box stuffing! It's Rovefest!

The date for Rovefest has now been set in stone, like a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.

Those who choose to abstain after being invited to Rovefest shall be blackballed, overtaxed, civilly-united and condemned to eternal damnation.

See party, satire, christmas, clamfest, sausagefest, festival, celebration, orgy, conservative, liberal
0

Random Words:

Deedling
1. The act of sexual intercourse in the present or in the past. See also "deedled." We were deedling all night, it was amazing!..
Read more
Gt40
1. After failing to purchase Ferrari, Ford decided that they had to beat them. They went to Carroll Shelby to help them design their new su..
Read more
Tuck The Junk
1. The act of pushing up your balls. -Whoa, my balls just slapped my knees -Looks like you're going to have to Tuck the Junk -Man, ..
Read more