What is Rover?
1.
Sex position where the female lies on her back and puts her legs on the dude's shoulders, while he slams her poon. The dude kneels in front.
Jessica's GSpot was itchy so she begged Alfred to give her rover. Sadly, he died from loss of blood after she scratched the shit out of his back.
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2.
Rover with a capital R is a prestigeous make of car in the UK going back to the 1920's and still manufacturing fine cars today. Formaly owned by British Leyland, Honda and BMW they are now independant after a management buy-out. Rover of course gave Land Rover and Range Rover to the world many years ago which are still the benchmark off-roaders.
HRH Queen Elizabeth II has always favoured Rover cars for her own private use.
3.
A now defunct British Car maker. Once part of the mighty British Leyland Automotive Corporation, responsible for some of the best British Cars ever made:
The Rover 75, Rover 600, SD1, P4, P5, P6.
And some of the Worst:
CityRover, 'Streetwise.'
Once quoted as "The British equivilent of BMW" in 1994 buy non other than the then Chairman of BMW himself: Bernd Pischetsrieder.
A Car Company ultimately undeserving of its tragic demise, but aided by imcompetent, greedy management: Kevin Howe, the 'Phoenix Four', BMW.
"I'm gonna run Kevin Howe over in my Rover!"
4.
A historic British former car maker. Founded in 1904, went into liquidation in 2005. Made a great V8 engine and a great car called the Rover 75. Were going to make the Rover 75 Coupé which is well smart.
Rover 75. The most beautiful car on the road, apart from the Aston Martin DB9!
5.
1. Until recently, the last mass market British car manufacturer.
2. British military abreviation for the Truck Utility Light (TUL), a militiarised version of the civilian Land Rover Defender and its predecessors.
1. Its a shame that Rover have gone out of business, even though they haven't made a decent car for years.
2. The ration packs are in the back of the 'rover.
6.
piece of shit designed by nasa
"The rover didnt break, it just had nothing else to say"
7.
1. A person who offers anal sex to those in positions of authority in order to curry favor.
2. The president's pet name for the fat bastard who does his thinking for him.
1. "You see the way that guy talks to the boss? What a rover."
2. "Hey, Rover... I can't seem to find the number in the rolodex. How do I spell 'Osama' again?"
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