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when you put lotion all on your dick and have your girl licks it off and when its all gone you give her a facial
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A hot lunch dropped from and 75 year old woman with a crusty box at 6 am that remarkably resembles scrambled eggs
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Managing to skate out of work all day, leaving your co-workers more of the work load.
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