What is Rowboat Heiress?
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A Rowboat Heiress is any girl who is next in line to acquire her fathers dredging and dock-building compant. Rowboat Heiresses always have expensive clothes, but always dress whorey to conceal their wealth. They don't want people to guess they are rich from their clothes, they want to announce it themselves. Rowboat Heiresses will often purchase expensive presents for boys that they barely know and are also known to snort the occasional line in the bathroom at school.
Wow, the Rowboat Heiress looks totally hot today in her pointy black boots, I wonder if she has any coke I could buy.
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