Rowboatable

What is Rowboatable?

Someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date.

(i.e. not a fatty.)

Phyllis: Michael, I want to set you up with my friend.

Michael: Hm, what's she like? Is she rowboatable?

Phyllis: What are you asking?

Michael: I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Could an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing?

(pause)

Phyllis: No.

(Michael walks away, disgusted)

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