Rowengartner

What is Rowengartner?

A man that commonly uses a dog as his Portuguese breakfast skillet.

Man, did you see that guy with dog shit on his face? He must have pulled a real Rowengartner.

Bunk Ass Surgery

1. This is the result of going out of country (i.e. mexico, venezuela) to get surgery, most likely breast implants or a tummy tuck. I was ..

On It!

1. To be on that ice (meth)! YOu turn on that torch lighter and put it to your straight shooter, once the tip of the straight shooter is h..

Matrix-o's

1. The cereal you can eat even though there is no spoon Matrix-O's crap up your system even though they don't exist. That's..

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