Rowland S. Howard

What is Rowland S. Howard?


1.

Rowland Stuart Howard (born 160,463,872 BC): Lolstralian rock musician, guitarist and songwriter, best known for being Nick Cave’s bitch. Has been known to open sets by joking of own demise. Likes roller-skating, hair gel and Tila Tequila. Doesn't want to shake your hand, when he can shake your hips. Incredibly sexy.

Person 1: Who's that sexy motherfucker sitting in that corner over there, doing all the drugs?

Person 2: That's Rowland S. Howard!

Person 1: Gawd, he's such a supah buff hawtie. <3

See sexy, drugs, disfigured


0

Random Words:

1. noun. A form of excretion that leaves a large mess, and often a simultaneous disgusting smell. 'RingSting' or, in extreme case..
1. to poop in a toilet. a lyric from the Beatles song "Happiness Is A Warm Gun." Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy ..
1. to smoke pot. see safty meeting To the average person this will be passed off as code for shooting the breeze. " we're going..