What is Rowland S. Howard?
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Rowland Stuart Howard (born 160,463,872 BC): Lolstralian rock musician, guitarist and songwriter, best known for being Nick Cave’s bitch. Has been known to open sets by joking of own demise. Likes roller-skating, hair gel and Tila Tequila. Doesn't want to shake your hand, when he can shake your hips. Incredibly sexy.
Person 1: Who's that sexy motherfucker sitting in that corner over there, doing all the drugs?
Person 2: That's Rowland S. Howard!
Person 1: Gawd, he's such a supah buff hawtie. <3
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