Royal Cottage

What is Royal Cottage?

Similar to a dutch oven. The difference is that instead of farting in bed, you fart in a small place like an elevator, car, or tent.

When we went camping, she gave me royal cottage in the tent.

See dutch oven, fart, queef, sauna, crock pot

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