What is Royal Flush?
1.
The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.
I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.
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2.
taking a piss on a unconcious person
the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.
3.
THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!
in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.
AKA
Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.
4.
2 parts crown, 6 parts cream soda, 1 part maraschino cherry juice, 2 maraschino cherries. AKA The Velvet Crocodile. Fuckin excellence.
I like sex, and royal flushes.
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5.
1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).
1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...
2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.
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6.
While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.
She just about drowned after that vicious royal flush I gave her this morning.
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7.
The act in which you flush your toilet but remain seated to experience what you hope to be a "Good Time".
In actuality if this ever works then what you experience is a overwhelming uncomfortable feeling and of course the need to repeat the word "Fuck" or "Shit" or even "Shit Fuck"
GUY - Man, i totally busted out a royal flush earlier to get my spirits up
GUY 2 - Did it work?
GUY - No... no it didnt
GUY 2 - Ohh, well that sucks
GUY - Yeah, it made me feel SHITTY
GUY 2 *Slaps* guy in face
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