What is Royal Holloway?
1.
The worst rat hole in the world. No seriously, i am not joking, it's bad, as in if you go there, and you like it, you're a fucking retard. Yes, I went there, yes i hated it, yes i hated the vast majority of people there, yes, they all thought i was joking when i said that i wanted to burn the whole fucking rat infested shithole down. Yes, i intend to do it one day. So, this is my definition of Royal Holloway, Shithole of London. And the town, Egham, is just an extension of the inbred, wealthy-pikey infested, injection of smack into the anus, that is Royal Holloway.
I hate this Royal Holloway place, don't you?
Yes i do, i hate this place, why did we come here?
I don't know, but i fucking hate it
Want to get a drink matey??
Fuck off
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2.
A non-contiguous province of the People's Republic of China spread across a small portion of northern Surrey, in close proximity to the town of Egham. Admission is granted only through failing foreign language tests or - for native Britons - possessing the requisite number of pairs of Jack Wills sweatpants for white applicants or having consumed fries at the Cranford takeaway establishment 'Rockies' on more than four occasions for those of a darker persuasion.
"I order delivery, King Plawn Fly Lice"
"Where order to?"
"Royal Holloway, Gowar Block F"
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3.
Term for an extravagant act of Sodomy. The 'Royal' element refers to the customary wearing of a crown whilst partaking.
'Holloway' comes about from the abbreviation of Hollow-way.
Howard gave Keenan a Royal Holloway
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