Royal Oak

What is Royal Oak?


1.

British noun. The finest quality erection one can sport in good old England. So named, because it resembles one of Henry VIII's Royal Oak trees in terms of pure woodiness.

Camilla: "I say, I'm up for a spot of friskiness Charles."

Charles: "Oh jolly super, I'm sporting a magnificent Royal Oak right this moment."

See erection, hardon, stiffy, wood, boner, Wizards Sleeve


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