Royal Sampler

What is Royal Sampler?


1.

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.

Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.

See cards, poker, hand, royal flush, hearts, diamonds, spades

2.

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

See sandy, mustache, mpd, neologasm


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