What is Royal Sampler?
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A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.
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When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.
"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"
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The coyote uglyof mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up..
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When your friend acts like a nimrod and doesn't know what is going on. Similar to the sound of a queef.
" You queefer bubble,..
