Royal Todd

What is Royal Todd?


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A middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.

Dude. That one guy over there is too old. He's like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a Vans and a Paul Frank hoodie. He's totally a Royal Todd.

See mid-life crisis, divorce, hipster, royale


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