Royal Wank

What is Royal Wank?


1.

To make a special occasion for a pulling of the pud.

Lee lit the red candles round the room, filled his last condom with cream and slapped his 18ft cock into it, enjoying the royal wank he'd planned for weeks.

See wank, masterbation, laying pipe


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