Roylets

What is Roylets?


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Short for ROYLET TOLLS, a spooneristic euphemism for TOILET ROLLS.

There was distress and restlessness in the restroom, when they realised they'd run out of ROYLETS.

As one frustrated patron, a business executive from Omaha, told the Sky News Sanitary Channel reporter: "Already THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND* and feeling the after-effects of a particularly fierce curry, I found that the only PAPERWORK I had on me was the Wall Street Journal pocket diary. UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE doesn't begin to describe my PREDICAMENT."

(*An old seafaring term, meaning very DRUNK and suffering from FLATULENCE.)

See wee, toalie, on the throne, bumph, quantities, doing the necessary, fundamental, turbulence, Persson


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