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The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.
Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club..
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scared of:
- door handles
- school lock
- darkness
- moths
- birds
- thunder
- ghost
- snakes
- insects
- flying things, UFO?
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everybody nabs someone elses dog, cooks it, and brings it to da potluck dinner
"where's woofie?"
"dunno, we gonna ..