Rrheasthmatic Attack

What is Rrheasthmatic Attack?


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You know, when you have to take a shit so bad when you have diarrhea, and you run to the shitter so fast that you develop a mild case of asthma... you've been there.

Usually happens when you:

1. Are a mad fast sprinter

2. Are overweight and take naturally massive dumps

3. A combination of 1 and 2, if at all possible

4. Oh yeah, or if you are a big pussy

Ross: Holy shit, did you see that tubby chick head for the john? She had the worst rrheasthmatic attack ever, but hell, I don't blame her... she nearly sharted all over my fucking leg.

Timmy: You know everybody hates you, right?

See shit, shart, fart, fat, diarrhea, spray fart, asthma, john, toilet


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