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First time smoker, when they inhale for the first time, they cough up all the smoke.
Here take a hit of this... COUGH UHHUGH... ah, vir..
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are fin..
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a topical cream used on the ass; or asscream.
I used a solarflare to soothe my inflamed rectum.
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some sort of god
/me bows down to..