Rtfb

What is Rtfb?


1.

RTFB means "Read the ****ing binary". RTFS means "Read the ****ing source". If there is no source available, and your only option is RTFB, you are likely screwed.

Inspired by RTFM.

Q: "How does this program work?"

A: "RTFS!"

Q: "I don't have the source."

A: "Then RTFB!"

See rtfm, rtfs, binary, source, programming

2.

RTFB is a Security Contracting agency based out of Southern New Jersey. They specialize in investigations, asset recovery, and search/seizure operations. They do great work, and I highly recommend them.

Guy: Dude, my house was just robbed, and the cops won't do anything about it!

Me: You should call RTFB, they specialize in that sort of thing.

Guy: Really? Cool!

See rtfb, secret, company, security, legal

3.

rtfb:

1) read that frickin book

students: "yap yap yap"

teacher: "come on guys, RTFB and get your assignment done"

students: "ugh"

See ftfc, book, read, frickin, lol

4.

Acronym for Read The Fucking Blog. The acronym some pretentious asshole uses when a friend asks him about a recent event in his life. An event about which he obviously and even more recently blogged.

Friend: "Hey what's up man! How was the hiking trip?"

Asshole: "Didn't you READ MY BLOG??"

Friend: "Your blog?"

Asshole: "Yeah man, like, RTFB!"

Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Asshole: "On my MySpace."

Friend: "MySpace is gay."

See rtfm, rtfb, blog, myspace, read, acronym

5.

RTFB: An acronym for "(R)ide (T)he (B)us". You can tell your mother/teachers that the F stands for "fast", because we all know the bus is so fast.

You wanna know the best way downtown from here? Just RTFB.


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