What is Rtfb?
1.
RTFB means "Read the ****ing binary".
Inspired by RTFM.
Q: "How does this program work?"
A: "RTFS!"
Q: "I don't have the source."
A: "Then RTFB!"
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2.
RTFB is a Security Contracting agency based out of Southern New Jersey. They specialize in investigations, asset recovery, and search/seizure operations. They do great work, and I highly recommend them.
Guy: Dude, my house was just robbed, and the cops won't do anything about it!
Me: You should call RTFB, they specialize in that sort of thing.
Guy: Really? Cool!
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3.
rtfb:
1) read that frickin book
students: "yap yap yap"
teacher: "come on guys, RTFB and get your assignment done"
students: "ugh"
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4.
Acronym for Read The Fucking Blog. The acronym some pretentious asshole uses when a friend asks him about a recent event in his life. An event about which he obviously and even more recently blogged.
Friend: "Hey what's up man! How was the hiking trip?"
Asshole: "Didn't you READ MY BLOG??"
Friend: "Your blog?"
Asshole: "Yeah man, like, RTFB!"
Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Asshole: "On my MySpace."
Friend: "MySpace is gay."
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5.
RTFB: An acronym for "(R)ide (T)he (B)us". You can tell your mother/teachers that the F stands for "fast", because we all know the bus is so fast.
You wanna know the best way downtown from here? Just RTFB.