Rtfw

What is Rtfw?

1.

Read The Fucking Wiki.

Acronym used by irate developers after having documented work on a company Wiki and then being directly asked questions regarding that documented work.

Acronym received by time pressed manager seeking direct help from developer in an attempt to avoid spending time trawling through a spaghetti Wiki for a one liner which said developer knows back to front having written it.

16:32 Manager: Can you help me with this report query.

16:33 Manager: I want to restrict it to only return me only names and not transactions.

16:34 Developer: RTFW

16:35 Manager: Thanks

16:36 Developer: Is that 'thanks for nothing' ;)

16:36 Manager: Thanks for nothing then.

See rtfm, wiki, manual, manager

2.

Read The Fucking/ Friendly/ FantasticWeb. ( Past Tense )

Used as a reply to people who ask you to STFW.

a: how can I has coloured links?

b: zomfg, STFW!

a: STFU dick, I've RTFW.

See rtfm, stfw, friendly, fucking, fantastic, manual, web

3.

Read the Fucking Walkthrough; RTFW is an other way of saying RTFM

See Me

94

Random Words:

Redneck Wheel Barrel

1. After finishing in the wheelbarrel position, begin to run straight towards a wall, resulting in your partner ramming her head into the w..

Jocking

1. to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone Brandon, constantly laughing, smiling, lightly t..

Dillygasm

1. Acronym for "dude I like love you guys all so much" Dude, we checked out Harvard and the people we met were so nice, we had l..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free