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One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.
Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.
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when you are doing a chick from behind and then proceed to read her excerpts from The Great Gatsby. And then jizz on her lower right th..
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Any cappuccino made by Brendan Fraser
Steve: Hey, is that Brendan Fraser over there?
Dave: Yeah I think it is! You should go ask him t..