What is Ruaridh?
1.
Scottish name nobody can spell
Hi my names Ruaridh
Wat?????????????
2.
Technological god, master of the universe, totally awesome, the sun, the shine, the legend, the mister know of everything, attractive, outgoing, know's the universe.
In the begging god said let there be light!!!
Subsequantly, Ruaridh could of been his real name.
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3.
the 2nd most alcoholic st andrews student
hey, hows ruaridh?
oh, he's really wasted, but not as bad as fiona
4.
a little bitch
'Ruaridh close that door', 'ruaridh get me a seat'
5.
A guy who is so unnatractively tall his sexual experiences constitute watching others and recounting those experiences like they were his own.... He spends weekends dogging, cottaging or when desperate covering his balls in peanut butter and displaying them in public places for unsuspecting little boys and pets because he struggles to get it himself...
"So you freakishly giant LAD, what were you up to last night?"
"Its awkward... but my mate Tom nailed Sibby and I am so in love with her that, when asked how it is going with the ladies, I told my mother (who is worried I may be gay because I am so tall I am essentialy a lost cause; she knows women are disgusted by me) that it was me who nailed her"
"You loser... you did a Ruaridh?!"
"I know... I am so ashamed. At the age of 27, I may essentially be disabled, but you would have thought - for that reason - I would be comfortable telling my parents I am still a virgin... They would understand, but I am such a Ruaridh!"
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