Rub Edit Meaning

1.

An acronym for Rich Urban Biker. A title given to middle aged, upper class, white males that make more money than they know what to do with so they decided to pretend to be bad ass and get a Harley. Unlike real Harley men they get all the trimmings on their bike which usually includes Heated handle bars, luggage racks, stereos, raised back support, cruise control and completely useless items like suicide shifts. Basically they just end up buying a 2 wheeled sedan, but they have no idea how to maintain it.

You’ll never see them exceed the speed limit; actually, you’re lucky to see them ever DO the speed limit.

Any damage that may occur to their Harley will instantly run them at least $2000, merely because of all the bloated accessories they’ve placed on the bike, because of this, they will only take their bikes out on the sunniest of weekend rides and only for short distances. Even if they’re going to some sort of Harley riders get together, they would rather tow their bike in the back of their truck, stay at a nearby Hilton and will only ride their bike a couple of miles from the Hilton to the “meet” the day of the convention.

RUB’s are the only motorcyclist who DO NOT give a waive or a nod to other riders on the road when passing, apparently they are to smug to do so or afraid of crashing by doing something complicated like nodding.

only a RUB would have heated handlebars on a bike

See rich, urban, biker, rubs, harley, davidson, poser, motorcycle

2.

To possess a Random Uncontrollable Boner.

I politely declined Ms. Smith's invitation to come up to the blackboard for I had a RUB.

Sitting next to the old lady playing bingo, suddenly I got a RUB. DAMN!

See bonner, wood, stiffy, hard on, pocket rocket

3.

verb - sexual activity short of intercourse, often used to vaguely describe encounters.

-Dude, I saw you talking to that chick at the bar, did you hit that?

-No, I just rubbed on her.

See rubbing

4.

Rich Urban Bikers

5.

The truth of the matter.

I saw eight of them. And that's the rub.

6.

Verb:The socially accepted use of sexual self relief to relax at any hour of the day in the absence of, for example, a cigarette break at work. Usually done in the privacy of a designated public "rubbin' stall".

"I -- I just don't know anymore Ginger, I tell ya, this shit at work's getting to a boiling point. And now it's got me thinkin... like it's -- like it's either me or them. But I don't know... maybe I just need to go for a rub."

"You sluts are prudes, I'm goin for a rub."

See jerk, whack, cigarette, smoke, weed, masturbate, self, gratification

7.

When used in the hyphenated suffix form, x-rub (e.g., couch-rub, truck-rub, toothbrush-rub) denotes a location/activity-specific instance of (predominantly) outer-clothing massaging concentrated in erogenous zones.

Babe, I need some Nappa cabbage and fresh basil for this sausage recipe; let's go to Meijer and have a produce-rub.

See petting, heavy petting, rubbing, cupcaking, make out, hook up, mash