Rub Club

What is Rub Club?


1.

a "massage parlor" where the masseuse (usually a young, attractive woman) gives a "happy ending" (i.e. a hand job or a blow job); for a gratuity, the customer may get more than the "happy ending"

"Welcom to Fancy's Rub Club. That will be $150 for the massage with happy ending. Anything more is negotiable."

See rub club, massage parlor, happy ending, massage, whore

2.

n) the female variation on the spank bank - an area of the short term memory in which arousing images are stored for subsequent recollection and masturbation.

Jennifer: Hey Brit! Did you see that guy?

Brit: Who? The one that looks like Scott Baio?

Jennifer: No, the one that looks like Gary Coleman!

Brit: Oh my god! Look at him! That's goin in the rub club!

Jennifer: Hey-oh!

-or-

Solange: Did you see that guy getting his swell on at the gym?

LaQueesha: Oh...my...god. Rub club.

See spank bank, pussy, masturbation, jack off, vagina, gary coleman


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