Rub The Rhubarb

What is Rub The Rhubarb?

To jack off or masterbate. It origin comes from the vibrant red color the penile shaft takes on after a particularly vigorous rub-out session.

After the high school dance left Danny hot and bothered, he had no choice but to rub the rhubarb.

See jack off, masterbate

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